Johnny Adonis is a pick-up artist. He travels from Hotel conference room to Hotel Conference room, bilking lonely and bitter men on promises of scoring hot chicks. Johnny is a gypsy and a never-was rock star. He meets Stacey, a local bar tender, who he develops some attraction for. Stacey is still reeling from some trauma regarding an ex-boyfriend and accidentally reveals to Johnny that she doesn’t think he could protect her. So, Johnny concocts a plan to manipulate one of his more ominous clients into attacking her just so he could jump in at the last minute and save her. Crazy, right? Well, it gets even crazier when Johnny’s mystical gypsy grandmother plays a hand in the whole affair.